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This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, the Gildan 64000 from the Gildan Softstyle® collection is a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz\/yd² (153 g\/m²)) that feels blissful to wear all year round. \u003cbr\u003e.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal. \u003cbr\u003e.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort. \u003cbr\u003e.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. 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